I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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