Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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