believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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