Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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