One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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