i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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