so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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