I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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