Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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