when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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