Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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