Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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