so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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