Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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