I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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