Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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