didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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