My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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