Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i already hear my dad disowning me
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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