I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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