Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do vagina's smell?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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