I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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