Do vagina's smell?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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