This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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