I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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