I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I did not marry a roomba.
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