i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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