Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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