So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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