So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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