So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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