Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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