Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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