its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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