have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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