And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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