i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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