Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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