no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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