If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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