32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
