i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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