bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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