so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
and you fell through a lawn chair
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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