dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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