I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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