yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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