I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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