We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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