Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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