question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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