Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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