Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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