I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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